Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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