this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
