hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
