well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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