He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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