Three words: puerto rican gang bang
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
they need to just BURY HIM!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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