No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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