The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So vagazzling was a success
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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