Say something about gay babies.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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