Non-Jews are for practice
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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