Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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