I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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