fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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