i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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