Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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