On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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