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(919): View more from North Carolina

Well douche your snatch and let's go!

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(919): Well douche your snatch and let's go! http://tfl.nu/3ukm

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(609): View more from New Jersey

IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU

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I don't want it.

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(609): IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU (1-609): I don't want it. http://tfl.nu/jvul

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(713): View more from Texas

I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.

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babe, don't say it like that!

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I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.

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(713): I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight. (512): babe, don't say it like that! (713): I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening. http://tfl.nu/iuma

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(410): View more from Maryland

He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.

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True romance of the 21st century.

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(410): He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too. (1-410): True romance of the 21st century. http://tfl.nu/laza

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(843): View more from South Carolina

my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...

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(843): my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk... http://tfl.nu/ndqi

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(410): View more from Maryland

She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.

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(410): She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her. http://tfl.nu/tg03

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(240): View more from Maryland

I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.

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(240): I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop. http://tfl.nu/iw16

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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted

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(808): he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted http://tfl.nu/o6gq

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(360): View more from Washington

I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"

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I want to be you.

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(360): I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze" (425): I want to be you. http://tfl.nu/ldeq

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(312): View more from Illinois

I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex

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I was drunk

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Please answer

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(312): I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex (312): I was drunk (312): Please answer http://tfl.nu/4zur

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(614): View more from Ohio

Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD

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(614): Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD http://tfl.nu/nf04

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(858): View more from California

So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?

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(858): So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom? http://tfl.nu/h0sv

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(416): View more from Toronto

I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.

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(416): I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am. http://tfl.nu/zlza

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it

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(+44): The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it http://tfl.nu/jw2n

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story

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(201): I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story http://tfl.nu/rn8y

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