i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize