I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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