I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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