Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Randomize
