at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
it's great music for shaving your balls
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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