No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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