so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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