yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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