If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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