are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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