Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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