It's like a parade of train wrecks.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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