I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize