How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The adults are the big ones right?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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