Where is the hickey?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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