I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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