i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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