before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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