shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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