Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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