you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
How external is "for external use only"?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
If I had your ass I would rule the world
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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