I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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