I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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