This girl is more easily done than said...
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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