evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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