I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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