She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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