I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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