Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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