im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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