Already got asked if we're dating
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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