He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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