he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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