we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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