I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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