I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me