i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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