I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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