It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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