so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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