Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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