SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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